On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason receive a double LadyPatron gift in honor of self-proclaimed Dick Diva, the Mother of Black Hollywood, Jenifer Lewis. ALSO: Lady farewells to Della Reese and Ann Wedgeworth (through the lenses of Roma Downey and Joyce DeWitt), Gayle King picking up the pieces of This Morning, the hardware still missing from Megan Mullally's mantle, Tippi Hedren & Melanie Griffith doing sexual harassment press together, Jo Brand gets follow-up support from the women of Britain, Dame Patricia Routledge knows the dangers of falling down, Barbra Streisand's dinner order on Netflix, wormhole Lady connections to Mia Farrow, Ryan's interaction with Debby Boone leads to her addition to the list, Dionne Warwick shows Darlene Love what friends are for, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason gush over their respective personal brushes with LadyWatch through Laurie Metcalf and Judy Garland over the week, also generally gush over Rose Marie and her doc "Wait for Your Laugh", gush over Judy Gold's written words on the CK garbage monster (while Ryan gushes over Jason's written words on Pamela Adlon's place in the eye of the storm), and absolutely GUSH over Diana Ross's choice of budget-conscious clothing retailer (and sensible waist-worn fashion accessory). PLUS - BIG LADYWATCH NEWS ABOUT CÉLINE DION'S 50TH BIRTHDAY (and how you can be involved!), Angelyne gets an unauthorized biopic, Meryl Streep meets Anna Wintour (spoiler alert: it's underwhelming), Jenifer Lewis sings her memoirs, Joely Fisher rolls joints for Connie Stevens and Lucille Ball, Carol Channing becomes a namesake, Ruthie Henshall almost becomes a Princess, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason discuss the fallout from THIS week's garbage men revelations in Hollywood, and what it means for Pamela Adlon's complicity, Dolly Parton's publicity, and Roseanne Barr's national anthem. ALSO - Michelle PFEIFFER bows at the altar of Dame Judi Dench, Jenifer Lewis's book is out and the gloves are off (look out, Jane Pauley!), Goldie Hawn's joy elevates her LadyWatch status, Glenn Close puts her old costumes on college students, Mavis Staples wants to sing all your pain, Janis Ian wants to read all your books, and Brett Butler wants to read all your fortunes. Oh, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason discuss the house of cards that is Robin Wright's Netflix future, Shelley Morrison's fitting "Will & Grace" send-off (and what it will do for Megan Mullally come Emmy season), whether Wendy Williams faked her Halloween fainting spell, all the fucks Bette Midler continues not to give, Whoopi Goldberg's wearable ugly farting gingerbread men, Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson's decision to retire from the Halloween limelight, how we almost got Dr. Sally Struthers, the specialist contractor with benefits that Meryl Streep might be passing Viola Davis' way, and MUCH MUCH more.