On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason make Lady Oscar predictions and discuss drama surrounding Meryl's dress and bad press, Alfre Woodard's annual dismissal of the press, and Faye Dunaway just looking for any kind of press. Also, the squeaky Melinda Gates on contraception, the Lisa Frank unicorn lippy collection, and Reba singing gospel and NOT talking about the election. PLUS: Sheryl Crow's favorite lace robe-not-a-robe from Stevie Nicks, Katey Sagal's career-not-a-career from Gene Simmons, and Brenda Blethyn's memories-not-her-memories of the school play. AND: Trapped on a boat with Sheila E., trapped on an island with Patti LaBelle, and trapped in your own mind with Catherine Keener, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason (but mostly Jason) herald the arrival of Christine Baranksi's big moment on "The Good Fight", Céline Dion invites herself to yet another wedding, Enya ventures out of the castle for a Grammy loss, Tina Knowles gives the Lemonade salute to Grammy voters, Oprah successfully stands up for all women against one of President Toilet Penis' abhorrent cabinet picks (and also stands up for the rights of women to a good cruise), Brooke Shields heads to the waves, and Alfre Woodard heads to the kaftans. PLUS Angela Lansbury: Balloon Lady, Patricia Hearst: Dog Shower, Ellen Burstyn: Bathed Flo, and Sarah Jessica Parker: Book Club Organizer.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason sing the praises of Sen. Elizabeth Warren's rage and encourage the fearless persistence of Ladies of all stripes against the tyranny of male suppression, plus speculation about who will be the next lucky owner of the newly-listed Grey Gardens (and advice for Suzanne Somers on why her Palm Springs palace isn't selling), how Bjork does or doesn't sleep in America, the right and wrong way to approach a Martha Stewart in its natural snowy habitat, Oprah's new Lady film reboot, Marcia Gay Harden's social media promotions deemed too risqué even for the producers of Fifty Shades Darker, and Vanessa Williams enlists a pet psychic on two separate occasions to mixed results. ALSO: Ryan gushes about a major upcoming Lady project in which he is actually involved, Shirley MacLaine's habitual on-set kicks, a pitch for a Cybill Shepherd multi-cam Martha Stewart sitcom, Jasmine Guy is back at a TV college, Carol Burnett vs. Leslie Jones living in your walls, shame to Jean Smart's ungrateful son, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

Ryan and Jason come full circle in paying tribute to a fallen Lady: the woman who started it all, not just the template for independent strong women on television, but whose failing health in recent years was the actual catalyst for beginning this experiment in vigilance through Google Alerts that we call LadyWatch. A bright and shining star of television (in both black and white and living 1970s color), a Lady producer who made television on her own terms and also created many opportunities for other Ladies, a brilliant comedic and dramatic actress alike, tireless advocate for multiple causes, the world's favorite toothy turn-on, the one and only Mary Tyler Moore.

Ryan and Jason pay tribute to a fallen Lady: the irascible and irrepressible force of fame and fortune, the enduring and glamorous empty calories of the old Hollywood publicity machine, one third of the most famous trio of sisters to ever come out of Hungary, everyone's dahlink, Zsa Zsa Gabor.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason see a Hillary Clinton peek her head out to find her shadow and yet somehow we're still living this dystopian alternate reality - BUT - the Ladies soldier on! Patti LaBelle is back in the kitchen, Glenn Close is back inside Norma Desmond, Jane Fonda is back on the activism circuit, and maybe things will be okay...? IN THE MEANTIME: Salma Hayek has to slap Shirley MacLaine woke, congratulations to Betty Buckley on her hit film and horse math doctorate, Ryan's complicated relationship with Susan Sarandon, the ceiling horror in Joan Collins' London flat, whether Dr. Who will regenerate as a Lady (and if so, Who?!). ALSO: Why Miriam Margolyes might be coming to a toilet VERY near you, questions about the depreciation rate of Mary Hart's assets, momentum builds on a Pet Clark jukebox musical, Oprah's 60 minutes back in the spotlight (and her 57 varieties in the freezer), dueling Kitty Menendezes on TV, and MUCH MUCH MORE!!