On this week's LadyWatch agenda: THE THIRD ANNUAL LADYWATCH AWARDS NOMINATIONS SPECIAL! Ryan and Jason unveil the list of nominations for 2017 LadyWatch Awards celebrating excellence in Lady-ing throughout the tumultuous year that was 2017. Let your LadyOpinion be heard and cast your own vote at www.ladywatchpod.com/awards before Tuesday, January 2nd at 11:59pm PST, and then join us for a special Facebook Live event announcing the winners on Wednesday, January 3rd at 6:00pm PST/9:00 EST!

WE WISH ALL OUR FABULOUS LADYWATCHERS AN OPTIMISTIC AND HEALTHY 2018!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason cover the many Lady nominations in this week's Golden Globe and SAG Award nominations, as well as discuss the final appearance of Carrie Fisher in "Star Wars: The Last Jedi". ALSO - Mira Sorvino gets heartbreaking confirmation that her career was actually derailed by the Monster Weinstein, Salma Hayek throws her own experiences working with the Monster into the ring, and Anita Hill has to come to Hollywood to clean all this shit up. PLUS - Patti LaBelle outs Luther Vandross on WWHL and other Ladies are torn on whether it was appropriate (Marsha Warfield: yay, Wendy Williams: nay), JK Rowling joins Dame Maggie Smith as Honorary Companion to Queen Elizabeth (and we still don't know quite what that means), we find out how Darlene Love was crowned the "Christmas Queen" (even if it might be self-appointed), Marianne Faithfull has had quite enough of that old Mars bar myth (which we repeat for the LAST TIME), Robin Roberts tells the world how she REALLY feels about Omarosa (succinctly) and MUCH MUCH MORE!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason marvel at the LadyVortex that seems to be brewing in Las Vegas on Céline Dion's birthday, with news now that Liza is performing down the strip on the same night! PLUS: Thanking Angela Lansbury for clearing up her eyebrow-raising comments about sexual harassment, thanking Bette Midler for bringing to light an old clip of her detailing an assault while speaking to Barbara Walters, and thanking ALL the brave women and Ladies who made Time Magazine's naming Silence Breakers as the 2018 Person of the Year possible! ALSO: Elaine Paige's typical weekend routine, Patti LaBelle's confusing new holiday cakes, Joan Collins and Aretha Franklin both get caught up in death hoaxes, Jason fights with Kirstie Alley on Twitter, Ryan is a little exhausted by Jenifer Lewis, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

Ryan and Jason pay tribute to a fallen lover of Ladies: THE lover of Ladies, to be clear. The man who would not only become the unarguable face and voice of classic film in Hollywood through his synonymous association with Turner Classic Movies, but who also made a career out of appreciating, paying tribute to, and being a loyal and caring friend to INNUMERABLE Ladies of the past and today, long after the rest of the world had moved on. A man whose loving presence and reassuring devotion gave us some of the most incredible LadyWatching of all time, and whose fierce mission to educate the world on the subject of his industry's past became the best crash course in film studies that basic cable could buy for any of us. The man of a thousand Ladies, Rambling Reporter and Mr. TCM himself, Robert Osborne.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason receive a double LadyPatron gift in honor of self-proclaimed Dick Diva, the Mother of Black Hollywood, Jenifer Lewis. ALSO: Lady farewells to Della Reese and Ann Wedgeworth (through the lenses of Roma Downey and Joyce DeWitt), Gayle King picking up the pieces of This Morning, the hardware still missing from Megan Mullally's mantle, Tippi Hedren & Melanie Griffith doing sexual harassment press together, Jo Brand gets follow-up support from the women of Britain, Dame Patricia Routledge knows the dangers of falling down, Barbra Streisand's dinner order on Netflix, wormhole Lady connections to Mia Farrow, Ryan's interaction with Debby Boone leads to her addition to the list, Dionne Warwick shows Darlene Love what friends are for, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason gush over their respective personal brushes with LadyWatch through Laurie Metcalf and Judy Garland over the week, also generally gush over Rose Marie and her doc "Wait for Your Laugh", gush over Judy Gold's written words on the CK garbage monster (while Ryan gushes over Jason's written words on Pamela Adlon's place in the eye of the storm), and absolutely GUSH over Diana Ross's choice of budget-conscious clothing retailer (and sensible waist-worn fashion accessory). PLUS - BIG LADYWATCH NEWS ABOUT CÉLINE DION'S 50TH BIRTHDAY (and how you can be involved!), Angelyne gets an unauthorized biopic, Meryl Streep meets Anna Wintour (spoiler alert: it's underwhelming), Jenifer Lewis sings her memoirs, Joely Fisher rolls joints for Connie Stevens and Lucille Ball, Carol Channing becomes a namesake, Ruthie Henshall almost becomes a Princess, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason discuss the fallout from THIS week's garbage men revelations in Hollywood, and what it means for Pamela Adlon's complicity, Dolly Parton's publicity, and Roseanne Barr's national anthem. ALSO - Michelle PFEIFFER bows at the altar of Dame Judi Dench, Jenifer Lewis's book is out and the gloves are off (look out, Jane Pauley!), Goldie Hawn's joy elevates her LadyWatch status, Glenn Close puts her old costumes on college students, Mavis Staples wants to sing all your pain, Janis Ian wants to read all your books, and Brett Butler wants to read all your fortunes. Oh, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason discuss the house of cards that is Robin Wright's Netflix future, Shelley Morrison's fitting "Will & Grace" send-off (and what it will do for Megan Mullally come Emmy season), whether Wendy Williams faked her Halloween fainting spell, all the fucks Bette Midler continues not to give, Whoopi Goldberg's wearable ugly farting gingerbread men, Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson's decision to retire from the Halloween limelight, how we almost got Dr. Sally Struthers, the specialist contractor with benefits that Meryl Streep might be passing Viola Davis' way, and MUCH MUCH more. 

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason return with YET MORE LADY ALLEGATIONS against the monster of Hollywood, this time from Annabella Sciorra, Daryl Hannah, and Sean Young (who also has some allegations of her own AGAINST Barbra Streisand), plus Blythe Danner's impassioned defense of her own daughter's experience, and NEW allegations from Björk against her past director Lars von Trier and his questionable on-set behavior. ALSO: New Judy Garland film starring Lady-in-Waiting Renee Zellweger, Melissa Leo fears snipers, Mindy Cohn doubles down on eternal optimism (and getting Charlotte McRae to carve pumpkins), Joni Mitchell's skin-crawling diagnosis, a new tit protest for the NFL in Janet Jackson's honor, a call for a replacement People Choice Award for Loretta Switt, and MUCH MUCH MORE.

Ryan and Jason pay tribute to a fallen Lady: a woman whose raw vocal talent colored many of the great classical musical theatre roles, and later created a career out of painting the great American songbook with same color and depth. A complicated Lady who triumphed over personal struggles and found a later career projecting her vulnerabilities into her work, the soaring soprano of the sixties, Barbara Cook. 

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason spend a huge amount of time covering all the Lady empowerment blooming from the downfall of the Weinstein monster, including pieces of the story from Mira Sorvino, Rosanna Arquette, Ellen Barkin, Jane Fonda, Penelope Ann Miller, Emma Thompson, Courtney Love, Rita Moreno, Tippi Hedren, Rose Marie, and a truly disgusting angle from Donna Karan. ALSO: Ivana Tr**p asserts dominance not only over her First Lady status but also Marla Maples' career choices, resolution on the big mystery of what Brooke Shields' character will be opposite Mariska Hargitay on Law & Order SVU, Sharon Stone's severed hands add more questions than answers about what her HBO series/app is all about, a new hip for Patti LuPone, a new career direction for Viola Davis, and Diana Rigg playing a new character in My Fair Lady...? (....and much much more)

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason follow up on the continuing Lady feud between Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker over who is at fault for the demise of the COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY "Sex & the City 3" film. Also: Ashley Judd's bombshell accusations against disgusting monster Harvey Weinstein and the Lady implications of the story through Naomi Judd and Gloria Allred, a LadyWatch call for help with an idea to help Puerto Rico featuring Rita Moreno and Chita Rivera, renowned physiologist Kirstie Alley weighs in on an airtight plan to end gun violence in America once and for all, Amanda Lepore puts her expensive blood to good use, Marina Abramovic wants you to taste her, and Ivana Tr**p is back in the spotlight and it's everything nobody wanted. PLUS: Allee Willis sings for The D, Jenifer Lewis sings for The B, Debbie Allen sings for The G, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason discuss the rift between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall over the status of a third "Sex and the City" film, welcome Megan Mullally back into the skin of Karen Walker on "Will & Grace" (now more deplorable than ever!), and send their greatest admiration to classy Lady Julia Louis Dreyfus for using her breast cancer diagnosis as a call to provide healthcare for all! ALSO: preparing for Olivia de Havilland's (possibly?) imminent return to an LA courthouse, breaking down the nature of loneliness as seen through the lens of Jane Fonda's performance in "Our Souls at Night", singing the infinite praises of Phylicia Rashad's towering performance in "Head of Passes", worrying about what Liza Minnelli's eyes are telling us about the state of her health, announcing a chance to see ABBA "live" on stage in all their 70s glory, applauding Lynda Carter for putting James Cameron in his place about "Wonder Woman", and MUCH MUCH MORE! 

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason recap last week's thrilling Lady wins at the Emmy Awards, including beautiful speeches from Nicole Kidman, Laura Dern, and Ann Dowd, plus a record-tying win for Julia Louis Dreyfus, sore loser tweets from Jackie Hoffman, and Delta Burke's explosive tear ducts. ALSO: Jason shares his thoughts on Billie Jean King's biopic, Battle of the Sexes, more Halloween and corpse laughs coming Jamie Lee Curtis's way, Dionne Warwick will NOT talk about Whitney Houston and just wants to get back to discussing "dot com", trying to figure out what the hell "Duckling Donna Summer" is, last-minute participation in the new Blade Runner for Sean Young, Dame Judi Dench dethrones Dame Maggie Smith but Dame Joan Collins is the one gloating (and general requests for information about how Ryan and Jason can attend future Damings), Judge Judy pitches in to get college kids arguing again, Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders are back with a 30th anniversary special, and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason gloat about their Bernadette Peters "Hello Dolly" scoop (and hypothesize about what that means for Donna Murphy), tell Hillary Clinton critics to go back to their Ping Pong cougar traps (that's you, Sarandon), try to help Dame Vera Lynn save her iconic White Cliffs of Dover (and its 40 species of grass), congratulate Lisa Marie Presley on a reunion with her children after a successful rehab stint (and absolve Priscilla Presley of responsibility for passing down opioid addiction), dissect how much license Toni Basil has over the use of "Mickey" (and why she might be low-balling her damages), and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason record an episode on Jason's birthday with Lady surprises and Lady reminisces, PLUS Susan Sarandon is stealing Jason's dating moves, Kathleen Turner is finding her rice, Christina Crawford is now a playwright, Kathy Bates and her very disjointed Netflix show, Sally Kellerman loses her hidden valley, a suggestion for Betty Buckley to dress as Grizabella for The Resistance, Ute Lemper's Germanic self-love, and Oprah, Viola Davis and Tina Knowles unwittingly rally a black love matters movement. Oh, and MUCH MUCH more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason stumble disoriented from the universal alignments and earthly disorder to seek some semblance of normalcy through watching Jane Fonda, Candice Bergen, Mary Steenbergen, and Diane Keaton stare at the sun. PLUS: SAG elections are good news for Gabrielle Carteris and bad news for Frances Fisher, a Florida judge smacks a prosecutor with the words of Carly Simon, Lucie Arnaz working with Cate Blanchett on a biopic of her mother Lucille Ball, Kathleen Turner thinks hate, Mary Stuart Masterson moves from ticks to bees, Viola Davis coming to all 4 major networks simultaneously to discuss high school, honors for Frances McDormand in the vault of a Shaker barn, and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason return from a second mini-summer hiatus to a full docket of Lady news to catch up on, including gifts from the LadyWatchers, further developments from Aretha Franklin on her retirement plan, Annie Lennox sounding the alert to save Sinead O'Connor, Rose Marie sounding the alert for more Twitter followers, LadyCruise News sounding the alert for Oprah and Gayle to dock in Vermont somehow, Judge Judy and JK Rowling continuing to collect money hand-over-fist from their brands, Lisa Frank is everywhere you want to be, Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman-Hughes use their fists for a good Lady cause, plus a round-up of Lady movie trailers (featuring multiple entries from Michelle Pfeiffer and Celia Imrie), and much much more!

Ryan and Jason pay tribute to a fallen Lady: a woman whose distinctive face and voice is emblematic of a different time in Hollywood, one in which character and talent was valued above bland conventional sex appeal, and when theatre actors could transition seamlessly to a film career. Our tribute to a Lady whose life and work were cut egregiously short by her sudden death, Glenne Headly.

Ryan and Jason pay tribute to a fallen Lady: a woman who disappeared from the spotlight after an extended and iconic run as America's little sister Joanie Cunningham, only to pop up periodically when it seemed the news was less than good. A woman who we hope found the happiness she sought for so many years outside of the grind that is Hollywood's sausage factory, Ms. Erin Moran.

On another installment in the series of Dead LadyWatch episodes, Ryan and Jason take a cruise along the trail of fascination and hindsight, this time plumbing the depths of the tragedy and mystique surrounding all the highs and lows of the great Natalie Wood's meticulously calculated career and consistently timely womanhood, as well as (of course) the storied and tumultuous romance that would eventually navigate her into the murky circumstances surrounding an untimely and puzzling death at the tender Lady-in-Waiting age of 42.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason follow up on an escalation in the Olivia de Havilland Feud lawsuit, and just days before the show goes for all the Emmy gold! PLUS: A tribute to iconic voiceover actress June Foray, political Lady news from Hillary Clinton, Maxine Waters, and healthcare heroes from across the aisle, movie trailer round-up featuring controversial offerings from Whoopi Goldberg and Anjelica Huston, a singing cabaret debut from Kathleen Turner twice in one night, how Diana Ross and Celine Dion ended up in a Buckingham Palace exhibit for Princess Diana, and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason glow about Glo, trip about Girls Trip, and marvel at the couture gift that is Celine Dion given complete freedom in front of a film crew. PLUS: What the SAG elections might mean for incumbent Gabrielle Carteris (and what it definitely means to teenage Jason), Elaine Paige clearly taking troll tour tips from Cher and Barbra Streisand, Whoopi Goldberg is having her best year since 1991, Stockard Channing's bleak outlook on the future of LadyWatch, Sandra Bullock's Bird Box blindfold, and Brigitte Nielsen seamlessly stepping into the shoes of a disgraced Glee actor. ALSO: Prayers for Aretha's health, prayers for Imelda Staunton's feet, prayers for Martina McBride fans, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason are BACK, and SO MUCH has happened! While Ryan did some major LadyWatching in New York, Jason did some lower-level LadyWatching of his own in the cemetery. PLUS - The bounty of Lady riches in the 2017 Emmy nominations, the gift of Olivia de Havilland dusting off her favorite Law Suit from the closet to give Ryan Murphy an epilogue for his "Feud", the Academy welcomes a huge swath of new Lady members to their ranks (and elect a new Lady to their esteemed Board of Governors!), stirring old beef with Lollobrigida vs. Loren and Sharon Stone vs. Madonna (and why Whitney Houston can't even catch a break from this story in death). ALSO: A new species of Enya fish, a revenge fantasy for Susan Boyle's mob of yobs, Billie Jean King takes Emma Stone to school on whitewashing, a newly minted Dame on Queen Elizabeth's Annual Birthday Honor List sets a royal record, Melanie Griffith naked in Laguna, "The Simpsons" Ladies in a cagematch, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

On this week's final hiatus episode of the summer, Ryan and Jason once again dig into some of their Dead LadyWatch - this time WITH A TWIST! Ryan poses a conversation starter that results in some unexpected Lady territory, as the boys reminisce about some of their Lady origin stories. Next week: WE'RE BACK!!!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason dig through the Google Alert archives to bring LadyWatchers another installment of Fake LadyWatch: June, June, JOAN Edition! These bite-sized summer hiatus episodes also feature regularly scheduled Lady Birthdays and LadyWatcher submissions, and as much nonsense as you can possibly take. Up next week: A new take on our Dead LadyWatch series!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason dig through the Google Alert archives to bring LadyWatchers another installment of Fake LadyWatch: June, June, JOAN Edition! These bite-sized summer hiatus episodes also feature regularly scheduled Lady Birthdays and LadyWatcher submissions, and as much nonsense as you can possibly take. Up next week: 1 more round of Fake LadyWatch....

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason announce a quick summer hiatus (A QUICK ONE - WITH SCHEDULED CONTENT!), and attempt to wrap up current events for June as best they can by press time. Not only does this include triumphant Lady wins at the Tony Awards for Bette Midler, Laurie Metcalf, and Cynthia Nixon, but also follow-ups on Martina Navratilova and now Billie Jean King's thoughts on the Margaret Court controversy (and Tina Arena's thoughts too!), plus Julia Roberts in loud talks about new career moves, Christine McVie giving Ryan conflicted feelings for Stevie Nicks, and concert news from Bonnie Raitt, Patty Griffin, and Carole King. ALSO: Badass Debbie Allen stories from the 80s, Britt Eckland gives us a glimpse into the KLM First Class gift bag, Ann Hampton-Calloway's GMT request for the entire world, and of course, MUCH MUCH MORE!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason marvel at the gargantuan success of "Wonder Woman" and discuss the implications for Ladies in film going forward. ALSO: Sad news on the passing of Lady Glenne Headly, Ryan heralds the LadyHeroes of Netflix's "The Keepers", a final call for Phylicia Rashad to come to her senses, Martina Navratilova does not let a backhand escape her wrath, what Aretha Franklin is doing in the Krispy Kreme test kitchens, why Martha Stewart is sneaking into her housekeeper's drawers at night, Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences Board of Governors elections pitting Geena Davis, Whoopi Goldberg, and Rita Wilson against each other, why you should be careful if Celine Dion invites you to her bedroom, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason assess the fallout from Kathy Griffin's disastrous week in professional provocateur-ing, address Olivia Newton John's upsetting yet optimistic announcement about her health, and digress to Isabella Rossellini's Farm of Fun and Food. PLUS: the loss in Barbra Streisand's family, trying to convince Glenn Close that taking advice from chorus boys only leads to pissing off Patti LuPone, what Charlotte Rampling is doing posed next to the Mona Lisa in a nude gorilla suit, how Dame Judi Dench gave herself allergies, Robin Wright doesn't like being duped, and much MUCH MORE!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason catch up on last week's iconic Ladying at the Billboard Music Awards with incredible performances from Cher, Celine Dion, and their insanely expensive costumes. ALSO: A blind source item criticizing Sally Struthers for not being Glenn Close enough, Patti LaBelle sets the record straight about where Bette Midler is on the "Hello Dolly" call list, and the "Mamma Mia" sequel puts out a call for young Meryl Streeps, Christine Baranskis, and Julie Walters. PLUS: Commencement speeches from Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Hellen Mirren, Phylicia Rashad, Jasmine Guy, and everyone in between. Oh, and of course, MUCH MUCH more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason sift through Lady victories and defeats from this year's television upfronts, including news for Roseanne, Reba McEntire, Angela Bassett, Carol Burnett, Andrea Martin, and Anna Wintour. PLUS - Oprah is still in Mo'Nique's warpath, Sharon Osbourne finds new love, what Michelle Pfeiffer had to do with the collapse of 'Sex and the City 3' (thank God), Joanna Lumley officially heralds a golden age of LadySpeeches (and Miriam Margolyes may just officially be our LadyWatch mascot), Stephanie Mills' money woes and theme park shows, Elizabeth Hurley puts her court payday to good use, 'First Wives Club' "trivia" and how Bette, Diane, and Goldie should approach whatever their next project ends up being, and MUCH MUCH more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason follow up on the Dionne Warwick/Aretha Franklin feud and how Gladys Knight is getting the knick-knacks involved. PLUS: Barbara Cook's sudden and unceremonious retirement announcement, Jenifer Lewis KILLING it on Facebook with the most perfect and indecipherable musical video diaries of her trip around the world, Patti LuPone stirs the shit with Madonna, Demi Moore's chicken-boilin' pool causes even more grief, and health news for Loretta Lynn, Olivia Newton John, and Seidah Garrett. ALSO: A jam-packed Billboard Music Awards with throwback performances from Celine Dion and Cher, a shocking story from Petula Clark about an indecent proposal for her and Karen Carpenter, Sinead O'Connor's search for a trans charity that fits her needs, more details about Anjelica Huston's bed hoarding, and MUCH MUCH more.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason once again tread lightly over the subject of Roseanne Barr trying to revive "Roseanne", and in doing so, create a call to action for the LadyWatchers on behalf of Natalie West. ALSO: Geena Davis' 3rd Annual Bentonville Film Festival paving the way for women to have their work seen in Walmarts all over America, Tony Award nominations for Sally Field, Laura Linney and Cynthia Nixon, as well as for Bette Midler, Patti LuPone and Christine Ebersole (aka the Ladies who are going to lose to Bette Midler). PLUS - Susan Sarandon and Debra Messing are at it again on Twitter, Raquel Welch's udderly shocking beauty secrets, Celine Dion's pocketful of ID at her very first MET Gala, Mariska Hargitay has to undo decades of misinformation on the part of the "Law & Order SVU" writers, and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason wrap up the emotional roller coaster that has been FX's "Feud", and buckle up for the ride that will surely be Aretha Franklin and Dionne Warwick's feud. PLUS - Ladies, Ladies, Ladies at TriBeCa Film Festival, Tilda Swinton is playing some kind of pig god, Faye Dunaway trying to wag the dog, English Ladies up in arms about public access to acting school, a proposal to bar Roseanne Barr from her own sitcom, plus RYAN'S BIRTHDAY and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason start their goodbyes to the wonder of Lady riches that has been FX's "Feud", and also learn Olivia de Havilland's true feelings about the show's fairness and accuracy via her signature email correspondence (a sentence that still astounds). ALSO: Praise for Aretha Franklin in taking a controversial stance in favor of Shonda Rhimes leaving her the hell alone, Kim Cattrall's rhythm and denim inspires an art installation in Brooklyn, LaToya Jackson may or may not be feeding info to People Magazine about the reasons for Janet Jackson's divorce, Celine Dion's perfectly Celine way of getting career advice from her late husband through fan art, and details on how you can get accredited in Dolly Parton Studies. PLUS: Contrite remembrances for Erin Moran after her passing, Vanessa Redgrave's artistic plea for refugee survival, how Hayley Mills witnessed John Lennon taunt suicidal Judy Garland, and many MANY more stories that aren't nearly as heavy as those ones.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason try to uncover Wilson mysteries of the Heart, plus Martha Stewart ruins everyone's day at Yankee Stadium, the NutriBullet that is Patti LuPone and Christine Ebersole in Broadway's 'War Paint', Jane Seymour brings a battery of fragrances to a store near you (and not a whiff of Dr Quinn to be found), Maggie Smith's complicated relationship with Downton Abbey continues, Sheryl Crow has words for Madonna's words, Georgia Engel is a cool rider on a Vespa, Dee Wallace and her bloody and controversial new artsploitation venture with a deformed Cleetus in the Outback, Salma Hayek throwing phones at dinner parties, and a lot of talk about celebrity penises. Sorry about the last part.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason herald the 3rd Annual Bentonville Film Festival and all the Lady surprises that Geena Davis has in store for this year, plus updates on Cher's mother's heath and Doris Day's birthdate, the plot activism of the final of scene of "Big Little Lies", Annette Bening's Oscar Governor panic room, a spoken word poem about Maxine Waters from Sharon Stone that no one asked for, Lorna Luft's close call with a fan's sweater, Melanie Griffith on plastic surgery and a privileged gypsy life, Chita Rivera taps out Fred Astaire, Hurricane Patti LaBelle is BACK on the press circuit, Jane Goodall vs Dian Fossey and which one was in "Out of Africa", and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason sing the praises of Jackie Hoffman both onstage and as a general force of nature, send love and thoughts to Cher in whatever is keeping her from Flint, ponder the status of Katey Sagal's eggs, follow up with Diane Sawyer's follow ups, try to figure out how Charo can suck an orange with her lips, take advice from Elaine Paige about spending more time around younger people, find out what Lady is opening Joe's Roadhouse Lounge in either North Carolina or New York, and learn about which vegetables Ann-Margret doesn't know. PLUS: A deep dive on the Ladies of Kindergarten Cop, Linda Evans' no-apologies-apology, and VERA LYNN IS STILL ALIVE!!!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason discuss the Carrie & Debbie public memorial at Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills, which Ryan could unfortunately not attend. (Luckily Jason was there to report on all the things that made him crazy) ALSO: A huge thank you to our first-week LadyPatrons on the successful launch of the subscription platform to grow the show, "Grace and Frankie" returns and Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin are back in the press cycle, Cher makes a marriage proposal a slam dunk, Nichelle Nichols rides on a NASA telescope (for the second time!), Petula Clark's beef with a dead Lady, Diane Sawyer's beef with the beef industry, and Kathleen Turner's beef on a roll. PLUS: SJP's Lady power brunch with Michelle Obama, Robin Roberts, and Gayle King, what Bette Davis and Stevie Nicks have in common, how not to pronounce Whoopi Goldberg's co-worker's names, and MUCH MUCH MORE!!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason have BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS about BIG THINGS and BIG REQUESTS of the LadyWatchers for BIGGER LADYWATCH!!!!! THEN: Céline Dion is BACK in 'Beauty and the Beast', with Emma Thompson filling Angela Lansbury's considerable saucers (and off in another movie, Jo Anne Worley plays the entire room), Judi Dench's low-fanfare bus stop opening, Linda Evans' delayed-reaction DUI video, Diane Keaton's special turtleneck yarn, Martha Stewart don't give a fuck anymore, S. Epatha Merkerson: The Musical!, PLUS new LadyTwitter Round-Up segment, the difference between Tina Arena and an arena with Tina, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason follow up on everything from Nicole Kidman's fingers to Rose Marie's Kickstarter for vaudeville and mob stories. Also, sad news of the passing of our Patron Saint of LadyWatching Robert Osborne, PLUS hanging on Kirk Douglas' every word through CZJ through Jackie Hoffman, Dionne Warwick's Lady AIDS Awareness Train, a first for Vivienne Westwood's runway activism, Barbra Streisand's Toilet Penis pancakes, Phylicia Rashad's Page Six rants and how she can turn it into art for a cause, a new EGOT challenge for Rita Moreno, and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason praise God herself for the Divine Gift that is FX's "Feud" and for the overwhelming bounty of blessings that are Jessica Lange as Joan Crawford, Susan Sarandon as Bette Davis, (lady-in-waiting) C-Z-J as (Lady-in-LIVING) O-de-H, Judy Davis as Hedda Hopper, Kathy Bates as Joan Blondell, and Jackie Hoffman as fucking ANYTHING!!

PLUS: We predicted last week that agent-of-chaos Faye Dunaway would cause a scene while presenting at the Academy Awards and boy oh boy, she did NOT disappoint! In fact, Shirley MacLaine is STILL aghast at the mistake (and still calling Annette when she can't get ahold of Warren), Salma Hayek saw it all go down FIRST, and Marissa Tomei gets VINDICATED. Also: Oprah both does AND doesn't consider running for President, Lisa Marie Presley's life is kind of falling apart but it looks like Priscilla has it COVERED, a British woman is killed ON Doris Day, and much MUCH more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason make Lady Oscar predictions and discuss drama surrounding Meryl's dress and bad press, Alfre Woodard's annual dismissal of the press, and Faye Dunaway just looking for any kind of press. Also, the squeaky Melinda Gates on contraception, the Lisa Frank unicorn lippy collection, and Reba singing gospel and NOT talking about the election. PLUS: Sheryl Crow's favorite lace robe-not-a-robe from Stevie Nicks, Katey Sagal's career-not-a-career from Gene Simmons, and Brenda Blethyn's memories-not-her-memories of the school play. AND: Trapped on a boat with Sheila E., trapped on an island with Patti LaBelle, and trapped in your own mind with Catherine Keener, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason (but mostly Jason) herald the arrival of Christine Baranksi's big moment on "The Good Fight", Céline Dion invites herself to yet another wedding, Enya ventures out of the castle for a Grammy loss, Tina Knowles gives the Lemonade salute to Grammy voters, Oprah successfully stands up for all women against one of President Toilet Penis' abhorrent cabinet picks (and also stands up for the rights of women to a good cruise), Brooke Shields heads to the waves, and Alfre Woodard heads to the kaftans. PLUS Angela Lansbury: Balloon Lady, Patricia Hearst: Dog Shower, Ellen Burstyn: Bathed Flo, and Sarah Jessica Parker: Book Club Organizer.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason sing the praises of Sen. Elizabeth Warren's rage and encourage the fearless persistence of Ladies of all stripes against the tyranny of male suppression, plus speculation about who will be the next lucky owner of the newly-listed Grey Gardens (and advice for Suzanne Somers on why her Palm Springs palace isn't selling), how Bjork does or doesn't sleep in America, the right and wrong way to approach a Martha Stewart in its natural snowy habitat, Oprah's new Lady film reboot, Marcia Gay Harden's social media promotions deemed too risqué even for the producers of Fifty Shades Darker, and Vanessa Williams enlists a pet psychic on two separate occasions to mixed results. ALSO: Ryan gushes about a major upcoming Lady project in which he is actually involved, Shirley MacLaine's habitual on-set kicks, a pitch for a Cybill Shepherd multi-cam Martha Stewart sitcom, Jasmine Guy is back at a TV college, Carol Burnett vs. Leslie Jones living in your walls, shame to Jean Smart's ungrateful son, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

Ryan and Jason come full circle in paying tribute to a fallen Lady: the woman who started it all, not just the template for independent strong women on television, but whose failing health in recent years was the actual catalyst for beginning this experiment in vigilance through Google Alerts that we call LadyWatch. A bright and shining star of television (in both black and white and living 1970s color), a Lady producer who made television on her own terms and also created many opportunities for other Ladies, a brilliant comedic and dramatic actress alike, tireless advocate for multiple causes, the world's favorite toothy turn-on, the one and only Mary Tyler Moore.

Ryan and Jason pay tribute to a fallen Lady: the irascible and irrepressible force of fame and fortune, the enduring and glamorous empty calories of the old Hollywood publicity machine, one third of the most famous trio of sisters to ever come out of Hungary, everyone's dahlink, Zsa Zsa Gabor.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason see a Hillary Clinton peek her head out to find her shadow and yet somehow we're still living this dystopian alternate reality - BUT - the Ladies soldier on! Patti LaBelle is back in the kitchen, Glenn Close is back inside Norma Desmond, Jane Fonda is back on the activism circuit, and maybe things will be okay...? IN THE MEANTIME: Salma Hayek has to slap Shirley MacLaine woke, congratulations to Betty Buckley on her hit film and horse math doctorate, Ryan's complicated relationship with Susan Sarandon, the ceiling horror in Joan Collins' London flat, whether Dr. Who will regenerate as a Lady (and if so, Who?!). ALSO: Why Miriam Margolyes might be coming to a toilet VERY near you, questions about the depreciation rate of Mary Hart's assets, momentum builds on a Pet Clark jukebox musical, Oprah's 60 minutes back in the spotlight (and her 57 varieties in the freezer), dueling Kitty Menendezes on TV, and MUCH MUCH MORE!!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason cover the many Lady appearances at the SAG Awards and Oscar nominations, and also try to uncover a long-held grudge between Brenda Fricker and her peers (in 1990). PLUS: Jason gets the corpse he's always wanted back in Hollywood where it belongs, Wynonna and Ashley Judd caught in the middle of our country's fabric ripping apart (and what to do about problematic Ladies with problematic beliefs), Phylicia Rashad and Debbie Allen's exotic adolescence, Sundance Ladies, Christine McVie raises Ryan's eyebrow, Helen Reddy comes out of hiding, Whoopi Goldberg and Maggie Smith have each other's backs, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason choose to recount the many Lady blessings from the past weekend's successful Women's March on the whole WORLD instead of dwelling on the unsuccessful embarrassment that was the swearing in of a certain President Toilet Penis. Also: update on Gladys Knight's Chicken & Waffles, promising quotes from and a Robert Osbourne Award to non-Lady Ryan Murphy and his incredible stable of Ladies assembling for the upcoming Bette vs. Joan series "Feud", trying to determine the best way to help Shelley Duvall (and what we're working on to further that cause), Madonna finally catches a break on LadyWatch (and another Lady is officially removed), and all the many ways in which Netflix is sticking to their winning formula of employing Ladies Ladies Ladies! PLUS: Jenifer Lewis is using Facebook more creatively than you, Helen Mirren is using Instagram more redundantly than you, Wynonna Judd is using Twitter more patriotically than you, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason finally return to the ol' Lady routine after the extended hiatus, and just in time to learn that we couldn't need the Ladies more than we do now! From saying goodbye to First Lady Michelle Obama, to taking cues from Rosie O'Donnell, Jane Fonda, Jamie Lee Curtis, Cecile Richards, and Chita Rivera on how to make actionable counter-programming choices during this week's shameful inauguration proceedings (also how one Lady somehow ended up on the wrong side of the fight, and I'm telling you it wasn't pretty!) Also: Gabrielle Carteris crusades for the right of 29 year-olds to play 16, Ladies making big comebacks this year on screens both large and small, Tina Knowles' thumbs accidentally start a social media feud, Vivica A. Fox sets the record "straight" about her male strip club, Rita Moreno wants her Lady sex on TV, and much much more! IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK!

Ryan and Jason pay tribute to two significant Ladies losses: Without a doubt, the most shocking and heartbreaking and maddeningly beautiful memorial we've ever had to publish. Two Ladies who have been central to the show since the very beginning of LadyWatch. Two Ladies whose own relationship and perseverance through innumerable highs and lows is the stuff that movies are (and were) made of. Two Ladies who conquered personal obstacles again and again to come out on the other side better and stronger than ever. Two Ladies who showed the world what being a survivor really means, and in an industry that is about as sexist and agist as they come. Our newly canonized Patron LadySaints of Mothers and Daughters, intertwined now for all of eternity, our beloved Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher.