On this week's LadyWatch agenda: The debut of Fake LadyWatch! Ryan and Jason get creative during their hiatus, but first Jason dissects the Screen Actors Guild Awards, featuring our favorite mother/daughter act, Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds, as well as appearances by Frances McDormand and Joan Collins. Also, Chita Rivera don't give a fuck, Dianne Wiest gives a lot of fucks, and this week's Robert Osborne Award recipient.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason talk about what went wrong with 'Whitney', what went wrong with the Oscar noms, and what's been going wrong between Sophia Loren and Gina Lollobrigida for DECADES. Also, Jessica Walters' gruesome tale of classic 60s television, Kirstie Alley's bad taste in bootycall, Sarah Brightman is getting ready to blast off to return to her home planet, and which iconic performance Glenn Close may or may not reboot some day soon.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason discuss Kathie Lee Gifford's new Carnival excursion, Kim Novaks' European tour, Julie Walters' dental LadyCause, Patti LaBelle's hustling, and a pair of 1970s icons remaining very much a part of the zeitgeist.

Ryan and Jason cover the Ladies at the 2015 Golden Globe Awards

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason praise and worship at the altar of Geena Davis and her Lady mission, dig up what Stefanie Powers is preserving, do a Debbie Reynolds report in preparation of her receipt of a SAG Lifetime Achievement Award, Sally Struthers' "accidental" run-in with the press, a Pink Lady Watch, and many more.