On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason cover the pressing news of Patti's Pies gripping a Walmart nation, Debbie Reynolds' conspicuous absence from the Academy's Governor Awards, Meryl's private jet and her expertise on foreign policy, questions for Crystal Gayle about the nature of human hair, a feud between Barbara Bush and Nancy Reagan over the color of blood, our glorious current first-dancing-First-Lady and Presidential Medal of Freedom honorees Barbra Streisand and Gloria Estefan. PLUS rapid-fire facts you may not know about Sharon Stone, and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason pick up where they left off yesterday at the intersection of Britt Meddler and Justin Bieber's dick, plus Kathy Griffin and Sharon Stone on the gender parity gap, Jamie Lee Curtis's new disguise, Vivica A. Fox sparks a debate about booty snatching, Sophia Loren may be bringing all her serfs and vassals to a theatre near you, the possible feud between Julie Walters and Suzanne Somers, Loretta Lynn's Fist City, Penny Marshall's disappointing baseball news, Loni Anderson's royal reputation and other Lady bits that Burt Reynolds had to auction off to pay her alimony. Also a LadyWatcher eyewitness report of the Mike Nichols memorial dinner, and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason talk about Bette Midler and Justin Bieber's penis and then ALMOST DIE IN A FIRE

Ryan and Jason pay tribute to a fallen Lady, pride of Ireland and the Queen of Technicolor herself, the fiery and irrepressible Maureen O'Hara.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason do a LadyTV report, including Kirstie Alley and Kristen Johnston on opposite sides of Leah Remini's Scientology battle and opposite sides of name pronunciation, catching Jason up on 'Good Wife' news, a Lady-tastic PBS 'American Masters' season featuring singing Ladies (and Elaine May), not to mention Barbara Walters digging up old news for new relevance. Plus: PEOPLE'S Choice nominations, lighting a Liza candle, Martha Stewart's almost-empire-takeover, legal trouble in Dollywood AND in Aretha Franklin's gated community, Sandra Bullock wins and losses of the week, Melanie Griffith's local Aspen commercial spot, Glenn Close's return to the staircase and monkey fur, Kathleen Turner's holiday role/roll, and much much more.