On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason recap last week's thrilling Lady wins at the Emmy Awards, including beautiful speeches from Nicole Kidman, Laura Dern, and Ann Dowd, plus a record-tying win for Julia Louis Dreyfus, sore loser tweets from Jackie Hoffman, and Delta Burke's explosive tear ducts. ALSO: Jason shares his thoughts on Billie Jean King's biopic, Battle of the Sexes, more Halloween and corpse laughs coming Jamie Lee Curtis's way, Dionne Warwick will NOT talk about Whitney Houston and just wants to get back to discussing "dot com", trying to figure out what the hell "Duckling Donna Summer" is, last-minute participation in the new Blade Runner for Sean Young, Dame Judi Dench dethrones Dame Maggie Smith but Dame Joan Collins is the one gloating (and general requests for information about how Ryan and Jason can attend future Damings), Judge Judy pitches in to get college kids arguing again, Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders are back with a 30th anniversary special, and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason gloat about their Bernadette Peters "Hello Dolly" scoop (and hypothesize about what that means for Donna Murphy), tell Hillary Clinton critics to go back to their Ping Pong cougar traps (that's you, Sarandon), try to help Dame Vera Lynn save her iconic White Cliffs of Dover (and its 40 species of grass), congratulate Lisa Marie Presley on a reunion with her children after a successful rehab stint (and absolve Priscilla Presley of responsibility for passing down opioid addiction), dissect how much license Toni Basil has over the use of "Mickey" (and why she might be low-balling her damages), and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason record an episode on Jason's birthday with Lady surprises and Lady reminisces, PLUS Susan Sarandon is stealing Jason's dating moves, Kathleen Turner is finding her rice, Christina Crawford is now a playwright, Kathy Bates and her very disjointed Netflix show, Sally Kellerman loses her hidden valley, a suggestion for Betty Buckley to dress as Grizabella for The Resistance, Ute Lemper's Germanic self-love, and Oprah, Viola Davis and Tina Knowles unwittingly rally a black love matters movement. Oh, and MUCH MUCH more!